Mathieu's Birthday Celebration

SUPER DUPER

ROCK

and

ROLL

check it out those photos..

His birthday PARTY

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=125968&id=521024006

hung out with Mathieu, Xin Yuen and Eng Lum

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=126239&id=521024006

BM Teacher

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Malaysia

egend has it that George Washington , America 's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. The story goes that George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth: 'I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe.' Below is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi - 'I did not cut down the tree , I was just taking a nap underneath it.' Najib Razak - 'I swear that I have never MET that tree.' Hishamuddin Hussein Onn - '...but I only own a keris ,not axe, how to cut down the tree?' Dr Mahathir Mohamad - 'Apa nama cherry tree, yes, I chopped it down because, I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.' Chua Soi Lek - 'Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.' VK Lingam - 'It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think its me.' Anwar Ibrahim - 'I did NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA sample for you to plant on the axe handle.' Mohd Khir Toyo - 'The new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.' Ahmad Said ( Terengganu MB ) - 'I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.' Azalina Othman - 'The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down and besides there were unauthorised signboards put up around the tree.' Shabery Cheek - 'I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.' S Samy Velu - 'I chopped it because Hindraf members were using it as a meeting point. Wira Ali Rustam - 'We have planted durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cherry trees, apple trees , pear trees and all these other foreign trees.' Rais Yatim - 'You must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustam said that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see, it is a WIN-WIN situation all around.' Sharir Samad - 'I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidise it.' Karpal Singh - 'The bigfoot creature did it.' Bung Mokhtar - 'The big monkey did it' Pandikar Amin Mulia - 'There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk . Khairy Jamaluddin - I did not do it, neither did the Mat Rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree?' Lim Kit Siang - 'Cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford !' Nazri Abdul Aziz - 'Racist, racist, racist! When we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss. Now...' Malaysian Citizens - 'Oh for heavens sake! Somebody plant something before we all starve to death!'

Kampung Boy

Came back from Ipoh today.

Actually yesterday was my Grandmother's birthday,
so all the relative of father's side went to Ipoh celebrate with my
Grandmother
She is getting older and older.
Damn worry about her now.. hm..
Really hope that she will never get old..



Now lets talk about kampung boy..
I love being a kampong boy..
Really..
Kampong boy's is so nice.. And easy..
Lets see what kampung boy usually do..


Riding motorbike

Sitting without doing anything.

Threaten the chickens.. And..



Kill IT

haha of course i'm not the 1 who killed it.

Continue..

Checking around the house..
lol..

ok that's all..
I Love My Grandmother

MAD

LMAO